Andrew Fassette

asked, wondering if he was still alive. "This old codger walking up right now," she said with a loving tease. "Bill, this nice man is Henry." "I can't leave you alone for ten minutes until some old man starts trying to get in your - - " "Bill!" she scolded. "Henry here might be offended." "I don't know why. Surely he knows men and women do that kind of thing. Have sex." I smiled at his teasing and admitted that I realized that it did happen to some of the luckier ones. Bill looked me straight in the eye and smiled a devilish smile. He put his arm around his pretty wife and pulled her close. "Henry thinks he'd be lucky to have sex," he said and kept his eyes locked with mine. "Henry must not have an available outlet for